The materialistic girl in us wondered: might we be invited to these shindigs? Could we hobnob with the über elite of a country that is consistently ranked at the bottom of all economic indices?
And what in heaven’s name do you wear to such an ostentatious venue?
In the midst of our deeply important ponderings of whether our stilettos would slip on the marble floors, we thought, finally, we can offer an explanation for the water shortage that is reportedly afflicting millions of people in the land where the Blue Nile originates: the water is all in the pools!
Yet we needn't have bothered with these pictures of a grossly out of place mansion in a city of aluminum (korkoroh) houses. We have the Sheraton, that symbolic embodiment of the bankruptcy of the current regime. The amount of water in those pools could probably irrigate the entire countryside!
But pesky concerns like access to clean water or even the chronic Ethiopian problem of food insecurity need not concern you. That's right. Our esteemed ambassador to Turkey, Ato Malutu Teshome, His Excellency, purveyor of knowledge and such, recently declared that Ethiopia is not in need of political reform. Well. We can all close up shop and sleep soundly now.
It is too banal to speak of an ever-expanding gap between the very rich and the very, very poor in Ethiopia. That would be too kind. It would almost be a capitalist excuse –the kind you hear in the West, which inevitably reverberates with some admiration for the infallibility of the markets and discounts any failures as merely the fault of those not fit to survive.
Oh were it that our Ethiopian problems are so simple!
We do not have some byproduct or residual effect of the market regulating itself, which therefore leads to some inequalities between some classes of people.
Oh dear. Now. We have gone and brought up class, the boogeyman of economics, so we obviously have to disavow certain labels. No, we aren't Marxists; we simply can't be bothered to be that dogmatic. We are, however, unabashedly opposed to the massive accumulation of wealth at the expense of meeting the basic necessities of life. We do know that we can't give some market-induced rationale for our situation. At least not one that sheds any positive light on what is occurring, quietly but surely in East Africa.
Ours is a case of massive human rights violations. It is also a case of greed. Our children are hungry because the regime, prevailing on everyone that they are better than Mengistu, still refuses to feed its people. Yes refuse. Not inability but refusal.
Young women become sex workers in Ethiopia because while the government is busy jailing "unemployed youth", they have done nothing to alleviate poverty in the countryside. Forced to choose between an abandoned and miserable life without food and resources and an uncertain future, young women bank on selling more than their souls for just another form of misery. And we are supposed to denounce them out of some moral indignation that they are sex workers when it is the decadence of the Meles regime that we should be denouncing?
It is this military junta that prostitutes our country: selling her dignity for some paltry gains, trading her geographical location for "strategic" military operations, and peddling her historical joining of Christians, Animists, Muslims and Jews for some unholy alliance with neocolonialists, such as China.
Never mind that with inflation continuing to spiral out of control, the price of teff, that staple grain of Ethiopian life, is beyond the budget of the average citizen.
Those in power in Ethiopia view water as a luxury that is used to fill up enormously useless swimming pools. To the rest of us mere citizens, access to clean water is a fundamental human rights issue. According to the World Health Organization, a meager 11 percent of the rural population has access to clean water. Moreover, 63 % of all infant mortality rates are caused by water borne diseases. Most impacted by the lack of access to clean water are Ethiopian women and girls—those who are not only responsible for transporting water for their families but also disproportionately suffer from water related diseases.
As we were rattling off these statistics at a dinner one night, some enterprising young man informed us that the right to water was "enshrined within the Ethiopian Constitution." We giggled. What to laugh at first? The notion that citizens have "rights" in Ethiopia or that there is a rule of law in the form of the constitution?
Our constitutions have been the love letters of all the dictators. This latest version is no different. The approach to constitutional drafting in Ethiopia is to throw everything and the kitchen sink in—and why not? There is no mechanism for ensuring the implementation of these alleged rights and no accountability when obligations are violated.
But back to our water shortage problem: We are reminded of another regime some time ago where the avarice of the ruling class overwhelmed the impoverished population. What most people remember of the French Revolution is the callous queen and her oft quoted declaration. Forgotten is the fact that the people stormed several places, including the Bastille. Granted the Sheraton isn’t the Bastille—though it is frequented by many of Meles’ sycophants who should be hauled off to court to answer for corruption at the very least!
The current regime rules Ethiopia under the very same sentiments that were expressed by Louis XIV of France or one of his underlings: “après moi le deluge”—after me, the floods. He lived extravagantly while the populace starved. Meles et al now live with wonton abandon while the population starves. The French Emperor built an extraordinary empire while the peasantry suffered; Ethiopia’s pillagers fill their coffers with our wealth, relaxing and swimming in opulent pools while ordinary people wonder how they will buy their next meal and where to get that clean cup of water.
While we are not structural engineers or well diggers, we have a thoroughly appropriate solution to the water crisis. The millions in need of water should descend on the Sheraton with buckets, jars, ensira, jugs, water bottles, mica, and politely demand that before the pools are filled, that the water is first purified and given to the population. It is quite naturally the only fair thing to do.
If all of that should fail, we should all crash the next pool party at the Sheraton and bring a million of our thirsty friends.